Sunday, June 19, 2016
Sunday, May 22, 2016
Great Wall of China
Awesome display of ancient engineering and construction. Must see if you visit China.
Friday, January 1, 2016
Happy New Year 2016!!!
2015 was a tough year in the oil and gas business, 2016 probably going to be worse.
Personally, when you get a beautiful granddaughter during the year, it is a great year. Also passing an important cancer milestone (5 years cancer free) and having a party in your favorite bar with your favorite singer, surrounded by friends and family, means it was a pretty good year.
The theme for 2016 will be "make something out of nothing".
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
A Very Good Day (Thank You To Many)
Jamie, thanks for the wonderful music. Brandi, thanks for hosting the party at the Goose's Acre, everything was great.
And special thanks to Sandy, for always taking good care of me.
Friday, October 16, 2015
Cow Theory
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows but you don’t know where they are. You see a pretty girl and break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing them for others.
A TALIBAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You turn them loose in the Afghan “countryside” and they both die. You blame the godless American infidels and the Jews.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.
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