292 Days to MOTM and Key West

That is just way to long...


At least it only 64 days to this:

You It Is Cold When...

+20 C°- Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).

+15 C°- Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).

+10 C°- Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.

+5 C°- You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.

0 C°- Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens.

-5 C°- French cars don't start.

-10 C°- You're planning a vacation to Australia.

-15 C°- Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.

-18 C°- New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.

-20 C°- American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.

-25 C°- German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.

-30 C°- Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.

-35 C°- Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.

-40 C°- You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.

-42 C°- Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street.

-45 C°- All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.

-50 C°- Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom.

-60 C°- White bears start moving south.

-70 C°- Hell freezes.

-73 C°- Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats.

-80 C°- Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

-114 C°- Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.

-273 C°- Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.

-295 C°- 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.