Chickens

Why DID That Chicken Cross The Road?

BARACKOBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed theroad because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARYCLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makesme uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross theroad. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W.BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLINPOWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

JOHNKERRY:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross,and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

PATBUCHANAN:To steal the job of a decent,hard working American.

ALGORE:I invented the chicken!

DICKCHENEY:Where's mygun?

ALSHARPTON:Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

COLONELSANDERS:Did I miss one?