Smile!!!

Three dead bodies turned up at the mortuary -- all with very big smiles on their faces.

The coroner called the police to tell them what had happened. The Coroner told the Inspector, "The first body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure, while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whisky. He died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," said the coroner, "The third is the most unusual body. It's the 66 year-old Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House. She was struck by lightning."
"Why was she smiling then?" inquired the Inspector.


"She thought she was having her picture taken."